June 2012
239 posts
Anonymous asked: doyoureallythink I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take the quick survey at tumblrbotDOTnet - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
This is good.
Renner DID say he slept with everyone…
Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…
this is not a video, click on it
positivemilkhotel:
i wanted to do a sexy sax man video but i don’t have anywhere to go so i just shot it around my house
it gets more exciting towards the end
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever done